Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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