I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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