one two three fourrrrnication!
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
You're a waste of cheezeits
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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