That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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