I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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