sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize