I'm gonna have a badass scar
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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