Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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