i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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