what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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