i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I don't deserve a penis
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
