I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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