after a month anything with tits is on the radar
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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