..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
So. Much. Porn.
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