Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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