Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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