haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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