You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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