I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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