i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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