I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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