sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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