Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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