yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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