He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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