I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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