I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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