I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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