Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
It's Friday. Sex?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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