She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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