my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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