So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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Oh Jesus.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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