I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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