I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
my poor anus
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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