no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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