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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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