I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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