I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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