did you get engaged???
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
