actually, I'm a sock model
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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