i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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