she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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