if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
a search helicopter?!
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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