Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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