I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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