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I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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