ya dads aren't the best wingmen
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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