i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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