is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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