she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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