I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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