I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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