so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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