Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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