he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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