called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
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