He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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